First, let’s set the scene…as I’ve told you my gym changed from “semi-chic” to Cheap without ammenities. For goodness sakes, they even took the scales and hair dryers out! All so that the 10.00 per month “Main gym” could pack people in like Sardines. I joined the 35.00 per month “Women only Side” to spare myself the Cholos ogling women on the stair master.
Things I have had to reconcile: I am no longer young, fit, or remotely attractive in horizontal striped T-shirts. My target heart rate is also much lower than it used to be…and it’s humiliating to huff away on the elliptical at a snail’s pace while the young and perky chicks bounce along at ludicrous speed.
The good news? My backside looks better already…I know I know…wishful thinking.